My first time was with a stripper. I interviewed this woman (Vixen) for a magazine article I want to write. It is the first, full-fledged formal interview I have done since my release from the national post-highschool work program. Someone should write a book about this woman. Maybe it'll be me, maybe not. She owns three properties in one of Maine's richest towns, a forth home for herself in Sanford, ME, and is currently looking for a good location to open a resteraunt and another for a Mom&Pops convenience store, or should I say Milf&Pops. She's partied with Willie Nelson, Sum 41, Disturbed, Pete Rose Jr, and the list goes on longer than her thin, muscular, tan legs. I seem to be hanging out with older women more these days. (She's well into her thirties, and still work'n it.) My friends ask me when the two of us are going to start dating, but she's engaged to a pro-wrestler who just happens to be a very nice man (I've met and spoken to him as well). And besides, librarians are more my type.