Link: http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/02/28/celebrity.boxing.ap/index.html
wow. it's like celebrity deathmatch without the claymation. i wonder if nancy kerrigan will come bursting in during round 3 and hit tonya with a folding chair or something while the ref's not looking.
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anders pearson - Thu 28 Feb 2002 17:31:08
well, it was on last night. i didn't watch it though. talking about it at work we came up with a much better idea: ice boxing. basically just boxing but on ice skates. you pit professional boxers against professional ice skaters. eg, tonya harding vs mike tyson. he'd kick her ass on canvas but on the rink she'd clearly have the manueverability and speed advantage.lani - Thu 28 Feb 2002 17:32:08
i missed the vanilla ice match, but i saw tonya vs. paula jones. despite a good first round, paula lost her composure in rounds 2 and 3. she started running away and didn't have a good stance to defend. yeah, fox should plan on "the ultimate celebrity boxing" with multiple tiers. like american gladiators but funnier. ok ok, so a jacked up guy with bitch tits in american flag spandex trying to pull off macho with a name like Nitro is funny, but you know what i mean. i think they should do a show where the board members of fox go one on one. ever since i saw "Glutton Bowl", in which a scrawny japanese guy managed to win the title by devouring 37 hot dogs and 10 pounds of brain, i've been wondering who's making the calls at fox, and how i can be a part of it.