post 97

By anders pearson 10 Sep 2000

while having a few drinks with my friend julintip in a local bar this evening, we noticed that one guy sitting up at the bar had a large green duffel bag on the floor next to him. then the bag started moving. there was definately something small and alive inside the bag. julintip assumed that it must be a small dog and thought that that was still a pretty weird thing to have in a bag. naturally, my hopeful mind figured that maybe it was a small child. i can see the adds now: “A revolutionary breakthrough in babysitting technology!”

he got up and left before we ever got a chance to figure out exactly what he had in the bag.