april fools already?

By anders pearson 30 Oct 2001

yesterday, one of my coworkers killed a fly that was sitting the number pad on my keyboard. it pretty much exploded all over it. i never knew that flies had so much stuff in them. he promised that he’d clean the keyboard for me later since he made a mess of it.

<p>i come in this morning and go to log into my workstation but find that the keyboard is unplugged. so i climb under the desk and plug it in. when i look at it, sure enough, it&#8217;s nice and clean.</p>

<p>a good 20 minutes later i happen to glance down at my keyboard while i&#8217;m writing some email. something&#8217;s different. my homerow is now a-n-d-e-r-s.</p>

<p>i&#8217;m glad i can touch-type.</p>