barnication

By tuck 09 Feb 2001

is it possible to sit still enough (and long enough) to have barnicles attach themselves to your body?

i recently re-experienced how friggin’ hard and strong they are (my ass, primarily) and was struck with the idea of organic armor.

i pondered it before. but now i want to know why i haven’t tried to barnicate my knucklels, shins and elbows.

why?

why?