post 24

By anders pearson 12 Jul 2000

brilliant.

when kamden and i were in china together, we discovered that if you looked obviously foreign and could act nonchalant, you could get away with a lot. far from home and you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to deal with the toxic stench of chinese public bathrooms? no problem. just find the nearest 5 star hotel, walk in like you own the place and use their bathrooms. the doormen will either assume that you are staying there and they just hadn’t seen you before or they are just too afraid of offending a foreigner to tell you to get lost.