mike hawash

By anders pearson 29 Apr 2003

the finally actually <a href=”http://news.com.com/2100-1028-998718.html”>charged</a> Mike Hawash (the intel engineer who’s been held in solitary confinement since march 20th). here’s a real scary bit of the article:

It also includes reports from anonymous neighbors saying that Hawash acted more "Eastern" and grew a beard after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

crap. i better go shave and burn my chinese dictionaries before i get thrown in jail for terrorism.

maybe star trek was right. remember the episode where the crew encountered their evil twins from a parallel universe? you could tell the evil spock from the good spock because the evil spock had a goatee. it must be true! facial hair is a sure sign of evil intentions.

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