wrong again

By anders pearson 03 Feb 2006

i’m losing my knack for predicting what sort of horrors the universe has in store for us.

first, there were cockroaches controlling robots and robots controlling mice and i was worried about cockroach controlled rodents. then there were zombie dogs and i was worried about cockroach controlled zombie animals.

now, i learn that the cockroaches are merely pawns of the wasp, hairworms are controlling grasshoppers, and the Toxoplasma Gondii protozoa are up to some kind of evil scheme involving controlling rats in order to subtly alter human personalities (and possibly drive us insane) via kitty litter.

there’s layer upon layer of conspiracy and intrigue in the animal world and humans are caught in the middle of it. i’m not sure we’ll ever figure out who’s really pulling the strings or why, but i for one would like to get the hell off this planet now. it’s clearly not safe here.

meanwhile, our fearless leader is worried about human-animal hybrids…

Tags: mind control parasites cockroaches conspiracy science rodents