we're all idiots

By jp

this is a reprint from over at <a href=”http://www.superultramega.com”>superultramega</a>, but I thought it might spark some conversation.

so apparently a whole bunch of fucktards are going to <a href=”http://www.heartlight.org/fast/“>not eat for our President</a>, Dubyah “daddy’s ‘lil monkey” Bush. someone explain to me how this came to be?

see, what they don’t know is a megaphone from the belfry of their church makes a nice booming voice from the heavens. another two weeks of this and hopefully I’ll starve the GOP right outta existence.

which I would love. seriously, the USA sucks. I mean fucking sucks. call me an anti-patriot, and tell me I’m taking my civil freedoms for granted (I don’t), but you cannot ignore the fact that we’re <a href=”http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2825575.stm”>killing POW’s</a>, shipping other prisoners to countries that practice torture for interrogation, we’re flipped off the world once with the Kyoto protocol, we’re trying to buy out the countries that don’t bow before our global conquest (Russia, Turkey, etc), and we’re basically showing the entire U.N., NATO, and global community that we’ll do whatever we please, fuck you very much.

this is rotten like a syphilitic corpse’s groin.

seriously, listen to Dubyah talk about Saddam. “A tyrant, who possesses weapons of mass destruction, and will not hesistate to use them on the world to disrupt peace, and bring terror” etc blah blah. close your eyes, and think: he could be talking about himself. seriously, we’ve got this fucking money sitting on the biggest red button in the world, content to ignore all warnings about sustainable development, natural resources, political balance, human rights, and future threats to our country and the entire world. he’s got the weapons, the sanctions, the muscle and the carelesness to fuck with whomever he wants. he is a tyrant. he’s our own private Saddam.

but it kills me that rather than trying to put out a fire that’s already been started, he’s going to throw gas on it. does it occur to anyone else that Islamic militants wouldn’t hate us so much if we hadn’t intentionally overthrown every country in the middle east at least once in the past 50 years? so instead of working to attain stability without perterbing the political/social environment (i.e. letting the northern Iraqis establish their own democracy, as they’ve desired), we’re going to fuck it all up again (all this talk of the U.S. occupation and installation of our own little puppet). how many terrorists is this going to create? answer: all of them.

oh yeah, and N. Korea. why are we even bugging Saddam?

anyhow kids, the moral of the story is we’re maiming a living thing, and keeping it alive and in extreme pain to bleed it slowly to death of the blood that we crave: oil. buy Citgo (from Texas, not Saudi Arabia) gas, and for chrissakes let’s try to not fuck up the next election.

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jury nullification

By anders pearson

a coworker of mine was just on a jury for a drug possession case. he expressed some regret that they convicted despite his feelings that drug possession should not be illegal.

<p>for years, my dad has been ranting about the concept of &#8216;Jury Nullification&#8217;. the short version of which is that juries don&#8217;t have to convict someone of breaking a law that they feel is unjust even if the facts of the case clearly indicate guilt. if juries consistently nullify convictions under certain laws, those laws don&#8217;t tend to last long (the Fugitive Slave Act and Prohibition were ended in large part because of jury nullification). in times past, juries used to be explicitly informed of this concept before they were asked to try a case. during the vietnam war however, things changed and they stopped informing juries about jury nullification. </p>

<p>so when i spoke with my coworker about this concept, i was a little surprised to hear that they had been explicitly told that their duty as jurors was to decide based on the facts alone and that they could not take their own politics into account (probably something worded similarly to <a href="http://www.bostonbar.org/dd/patjuryinst/CRPJ0LX5.HTM">this</a>).</p>

<p>a google search for &#8220;jury nullification&#8221; will turn up dozens of pages discussing the idea. what i&#8217;m looking for is something more official. i want to know where to find the actual legal precedents behind jury nullification (as far as i can tell, it is considered &#8216;Common Law&#8217;, ie, it was common practice when the Constitution was drafted but was not explicitly put into it) and what the current state of jury nullification is. if, as everything i can find seems to indicate, jury nullification is still allowed, how can courts justify purposely misleading jurors by telling them that they have to convict based on evidence alone? </p>

<p>the closest i&#8217;ve come yet seems to be this article wherein a judge <a href="http://www.levellers.org/jrp/orig/jrp.juryrevolt.htm">warns  other judges and prosecutors</a> about the impending dangers of <a href="http://nowscape.com/fija/fija_us.htm">fully informed jurors</a>. he&#8217;s clearly against jury nullification, but provides the best legal background i&#8217;ve seen yet that establishes it as a right of jurors. eg, he mentions <a href="http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=US&vol=254&invol=135"> <span class="caps">HORNING</span> v. <span class="caps">DISTRICT</span> OF <span class="caps">COLUMBIA</span> , 254 U.S. 135 (1920)</a> in which an instance of jury nullification is upheld: &#8220;&#8230;but the jury were allowed the technical right, if it can be called so, to decide against the law and the facts&#8230;&#8221;</p>

<p>anyway, i&#8217;m not a lawyer. that&#8217;s why i will be very grateful if someone can get me a reference to the actual legal status of jury nullification (preferably as interpreted by an actual lawyer and not someone with an agenda one way or the other).</p> 
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SQUASH

By jerfunfin

This morning I experienced the game of squash for the first time. It sort of feels like being locked in a 25’ square, un-padded cell with another player desperately swatting a large insect that refuses to die. Did I mention the lack of padding in this box? My heart rate was raised within 5 minutes of play.

While I didn’t get my ass kicked, I did lose all of the 5 matches I played. It was fantastic! I feel an addiction coming on. Squash anyone??

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voicemail

By anders pearson

this morning my cellphone rang. i was at work and the number came up as ‘withheld’ so i sent it straight to voicemail. 5 minutes later i checked it and found a message from some woman in what sounded to me like swedish or some other scandinavian language. i played it for <a href=”http://www.thegogglesdonothing.com/“>peter</a>, who is our resident expert on scandinavian languages (i think he speaks swedish, icelandic, and danish). he was mystified. he said that the cadence was norwegian and he thought he recognized a couple icelandic words, but otherwise couldn’t figure out what language it was.

unfortunately i deleted the message. it would have been fun to digitize it and put it online.

in other news, this morning i woke up one minute before my alarm was set to go off. sweet.

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tivo

By Mark Boudreau

i just bought a tivo. I plan to now watch all of my tv on the weekends, in half the time because I can skip the comercials.

<p>color me psyched. also color me an electronic gadget nut. i just spent the past hour making sure it was set to record the shows I needed (the simpsons, the shield, buffy, the naked chef, some Dr. Who, Buck Rogers, and any movie featuring Michelle Yeoh).</p>

<p>no more will i have to be home in time to watch a show. no more will i have to wait until a commercial comes on in order to make a meal or go to the bathroom. i feel so liberated&#8230;kind of.</p> 
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

By anders pearson

i must be getting old.

last night i went to see napalm death, strapping young lad, nile, dark tranquility, and berserker. the headlining band was Nile. who is Nile? i’ve been listening to death metal since high school and i’d never heard of them before yesterday. and there they were with top billing above Napalm Death, one of the most influential bands in the genre. apparently Nile is currently popular with the kiddies…

the other really strange thing about the show was the venue: BB King’s Blues Lounge. not exactly the kind of place you’d expect to see a metal show.

met up with angela before the show and we went to the BB King grill which is in the same building as the lounge so i could get a quick bite to eat before things started. about half an hour before the show was scheduled to start, the first band, Berserker, went on. we were in the restaurant part and we oould hear them pretty clearly through the walls. it was then that we realized that the staff pretty much had no idea what they were in for. when the band started playing, a couple of the waitresses disappeared off to the lounge to see what was going on. the came back in looking absolutely mortified. it was quite amusing.

we wandered back into the lounge with just enough time to grab a beer before Strapping Young Lad started playing. SYL was the main draw of the show for me. their set was unfortunately somewhat disappointing. they only got to play for about half an hour and the club’s sound still wasn’t well setup. it was about 20 decibels quieter than SYL deserves (and needs) and tinny sounding. even with the poor sound, the band was still fantastic. Devin is a pretty goofy guy (“water, water, it’s good for your heart, the more you drink the more you… have in your system”) which makes for an odd contrast with the sheer crushing heaviness of their music. Gene Hoglin, the drummer, is positively inhuman.

after SYL played, angela and i each ran off to our respective bathrooms. as i was coming out of the narrow hallway leading to the bathrooms, someone says 'excuse me' and slides past me and into the women's bathroom. i had to stop and blink a couple times. it was Juliya, the host of Uranium the metal show on Much Music, one of the few tv shows that i actually watch on a regular basis. 5 minutes later angela comes out of the bathroom. i'm about to say something to the effect of "do you realize who was just in the bathroom with you?" when angela beats me to it. apparently she had a long conversation with her while they were both applying hair spray at the sink.

after our little celebrity encounter, Dark Tranquility went on. like Nile, i’d never heard of them before that night. they were pretty good though. sort of at the goth end of the death metal spectrum. growly vocals and heavy guitars but mixed in with keyboards and occasional clean vocals. i’m really a sucker for that style of music so i’ll probably pick up one of their albums.

the Napalm came on and showed everyone how it's done. holy crap. the first two songs were a little muddy sounding but then the band really tightened up and they got the last kinks out of the PA. most napalm fans have been disappointed with their last couple albums. thankfully, they played almost all old material with just two or three songs off their new album. napalm's first album, Scum, is an absolute masterpiece of extreme music and single-handedly invented the grindcore genre. but it was recorded for almost no money and production wise was pretty terrible sounding. so i was thrilled when they played about half of that album live (the whole album was only 28 minutes so playing half of it wasn't that big a chunk of time) because i got to finally hear the songs with decent quality sound. the other highlights of their set were "Suffer the Children", "From enslavement to obliteration", and their cover of "Nazi punks, fuck off".

after Napalm was Nile. by now my curiousity was killing me. who the hell thought they could be billed above Napalm Death? being the headlining act implies that you're better than the opening bands. being presented as better than Napalm builds up some pretty high expectations. sadly, Nile fell far short of those expectations. they were pretty generic, cookie-cutter death metal. they played pretty well but not exceptionally so. angela walked out after 5 minutes of their set. i lasted another 20 minutes but i was getting tired by then and after seeing napalm play, Nile were just bringing me down.

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RSS

By anders pearson

ok. thraxil finally has an <a href=”/rss”>RSS feed</a>. i’m not sure exactly what to do with images; for now i’m just leaving them out. anyway, enjoy.

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Grr, I say! Grr!

By Mark Boudreau

Have you ever tried writing a application or a class from a book? I was writing a SMTP Mail Class in php from a pretty decent Wrox book (Professional PHP4). Everything was straight forward and I was getting a good lesson in object oriented coding. However, the code was wrong in a number of ways (functions misnamed, processes insufficient). Not to mention the fact that the code that the book provides for download was wrong in ways completely different than the code as it was written in the book. Have anyone else had this kind of trouble with books on Programming? You’d think they would at least run the code before they publish it.

<p>On the bright side of things, debugging this class taught me a lot more about socket programming and <span class="caps">SMTP</span> calls than I would have known before. </p>

<p><strong>shrug</strong></p> 
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